if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne, via a-khaleesi-not-a-queen)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
(via clusterfawk)
I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH
(via sufferinsilencealone)
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
(Source: archangejolras, via myunderstandingsofmiceandmen)
idontunderstandfishingmetaphors:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
Holy shit
